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So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and

Okay…So I have just received some very interesting emails from Tumblr that my various posts have been featured on Tumblr Radar. Not gonna lie, I had to Google what this meant…because I thought that I was in shit again. It turns out that

She lifted her sweater above the rise of her soft breasts. No bra this morning. Good, I thought, this will be easy for a change. She was so cute because she thought it was a secret whenever she didn’t harness “her girls” as she called them but

From “The Barcelona Album” by Daniel BauerI told the guy that there’s no problem if he wants to stay while I take the photos but to please stay in my back because I thought he was not so very attractive to appear in all of my images. Unfortunately

Waiting for the show to start in Vegas. I was asked to leave the Paris Casino earlier because they thought I was a hooker. It’s a shame that because everyone dresses like trailer park trash there now, you’re branded a hooker for wearing

ladynehemah: I told him the only reason I didn’t want to go bareback was because I wasn’t ready to be a mother. He asked if I was sure that was it, that it wasn’t because I thought it was gross to let him cum in me. I told him no, I just didn’t

iamcharlotteaddams: Finally bought the This American Life app because I hadn’t yet because I thought it was like ŭ (I know) but it was only like ū and also I went to the website and read this and it sent me into a guilt spiral that included ordering

Its been brought to my attention...

Because I do not have a phone to play Pokemon Go on, I decided to restart Soul Silver, giving all of my pokemon nicknames based on meds I’ve taken.I am now trying to convince myself not to pull things out of the medicine cabinet in order to find the

eva-420: eva-420: i just heard my mom yell and ran across the house because i thought she was hurt, but she was actually just excited because she saw a very fat bird outside update: she called him a “pompous little man” because he shit in one of

shesaquietone: I haven’t really felt like taking pictures of myself lately and I don’t know if I will be anymore… But I was going through my drafts and I thought I’d post this for old times sake because I thought it was nice.

squidbiscuit:I made the mistake of answering the door because I thought it was my DHL package and it was actually church people and I got flustered because even after I said I wasn’t interested she suddenly asked “If you were to die today are you

rhysgraves: esmeriandreamer: cowardlyshitfish: viktor-zhjarnek: Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is #oh thank god i thought i was having a stroke (via) Translation because I like to torture myself :D “Oopsy-woopsy!

aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding but then i saw her face

ohthatconnor: Amanda told me a while back she thought that maybe Pearl was becoming corrupt. I thought it was a neat idea, and a good opportunity for the viewers to watch the corruption process unfolding in tragic real time. However, I just found

I was scrolling through my dash quickly and went by some Ruby and Sapphire fan art where someone drew Sapphire’s gem kinda rough and I initially thought it was the Mark of Samael/Seal of Metatron from Silent Hillits just because its a triangle in a

kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical

occasionallyomniscient: unocculting: eats this and then passes out because it absorbed my blood pressure medication I thought this was some bread from 7000 BC that archeologists just dug up

arrtpop: “I would never be here without David Bowie. I would have never even tried, I would have thought I was too weird, too different. I never gave up because I thought he was the coolest ever.” - Lady Gaga.

danisntonfleek: aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding but then i saw her face NO

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aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kiddingbut then i saw her face

aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kiddingbut then i saw her face

petitpotato: Yes, I’ve seen Pacific Rim too 8D It’s not exactly my kind of thing, but I liked it anyway! During that one scene, where the baby Kaiju was chasing Newt, I totally thought it was going after him because it thought he was its mommy because

undead6karma6abby6lugosi: themotherskeleton: this seriously confused me i was sitting for ten minutes screaming because i thought tumblr was broken reblogging because of ^

la-femme-fatale-karma: themotherskeleton: this seriously confused me i was sitting for ten minutes screaming because i thought tumblr was broken reblogging because of ^

la-femme-fatale-karma: themotherskeleton: this seriously confused me i was sitting for ten minutes screaming because i thought tumblr was broken reblogging because of ^

I thought was going to sleep well today but then I woke up with a centipede in my shirt!!!!!! I accidentally killed it in my panic and now I kinda feel bad because the poor thing probably just wanted somewhere warm and dark to sleep but no I murdered

Dave Abbruzzese once played a hour and forty five minute show and was immediately rushed to the hospital afterwards because he thought he was having a heart attack, he then found out that he’d been having a major panic attack the whole show. Dave

ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: awwww-cute: My dog when he hears my wife’s car drive up I had to stop and do a double take because I thought this was my dog I’d be more concerned if you had to do a double take because you thought it was

iamhannalashay: 🍫*Because I thought I was cute and it’s Blackout Day* 🍫 Instagram // Twitter ( iamhannalashay )🌻

rubyredwinchester: i legit googled what day christmas was because i had queued that merr christmas post for christmas day or i thought i did and i started to panic because i thought christmas was tomorrow and i already missed christmas eve

indeedy: They both have NO IDEA, because they thought I was sleeping, but HELL NO!!! I finally busted them both!!! I actually WAS asleep in the back seat, but because my Mom is so FUCKING LOUD when she SUCKS DICK, she TOTALLY WOKE ME UP!!! I immediately

robbsstrk: What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it? I was walking around L.A. and someone came up to me because they recognized me. But then I quickly realized it was because they thought I was my twin brother and they

voxtoria: sixpenceeeblog: This is definitely an unnerving picture. The cooled lava almost looks like bodies. At first I was impressed because I thought it was an art piece. Now I’m really impressed because Mother Nature is so metal.

taylorswift: breakburnandends: stupid things i did in 2014 drank pancake batter because i thought it was a vanilla milkshake drank HUMMINGBIRD NECTAR because i thought it was juice slipped and did the splits in the hallway on the first day of school

taylorswift: breakburnandends: stupid things i did in 2014 drank pancake batter because i thought it was a vanilla milkshake drank HUMMINGBIRD NECTAR because i thought it was juice slipped and did the splits in the hallway on the first day of school

just-shower-thoughts: After I came out my mom kept telling me to talk to a priest. At first I thought it was because she thought I was sinful and needed to confess, but now I think she was trying to set me up

fencer-x: fencer-x: (image from x) This scene struck me from the moment I saw it in the theater. I was initially a little surprised, because I’d thought Yuuri was shorter than Victor, but then I realized it’s because Yuuri is standing on his skates

Because black socks with TOMS is so cute. No because I thought it was gonna be cold as tits outside. …I was le wrong. (Taken with Instagram)

robbsstrk: What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it? I was walking around L.A. and someone came up to me because they recognized me. But then I quickly realized it was because they thought I was my twin brother and they

taylorswift: breakburnandends: stupid things i did in 2014 drank pancake batter because i thought it was a vanilla milkshake drank HUMMINGBIRD NECTAR because i thought it was juice slipped and did the splits in the hallway on the first day of school

taylorswift: breakburnandends: stupid things i did in 2014 drank pancake batter because i thought it was a vanilla milkshake drank HUMMINGBIRD NECTAR because i thought it was juice slipped and did the splits in the hallway on the first day of school

aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kiddingbut then i saw her face

sixpenceee: thtcrazygirlbrit: voxtoria: sixpenceeeblog: This is definitely an unnerving picture. The cooled lava almost looks like bodies. At first I was impressed because I thought it was an art piece. Now I’m really impressed because Mother Nature

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gangbanging-your-gf: “Honey, don’t be ridiculous. I only did it because I thought it was you.I thought you followed me to be funny - because you know how you’re always saying we should be more adventurous. And the guy behind me had kind of a similar

Because I thought I was over this, but I don’t think getting over it consists of randomly crying the shit out of your eyes when thinking about it. I guess the only thing I can do is wait because absolutely nothing in this world can fix this. Well,

lifeofgorgeouschaos32: I was going to post this on my blog because I thought it was so elegant and beautiful. Instead….if you like it….I thought I’d give it to you for posting. After all, you ARE elegant and beautiful !!! ;) This is a beautiful

aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding but then i saw her face

aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding but then i saw her face

butterklumpen: lilalolarose: butterklumpen: lilalolarose: sweetflattery: incredible lips. Oh honey, for a sec I thought it was you. excuse me? what on earth made you think that? Her lips and boobs, somehow. Plus I think your bellies look not

voxtoria: sixpenceeeblog: This is definitely an unnerving picture. The cooled lava almost looks like bodies. At first I was impressed because I thought it was an art piece. Now I’m really impressed because Mother Nature is so metal.

voxtoria: sixpenceeeblog: This is definitely an unnerving picture. The cooled lava almost looks like bodies. At first I was impressed because I thought it was an art piece. Now I’m really impressed because Mother Nature is so metal.

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gnarlyy: braydaaan: I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY MOUSE AND I TRIPPED THE FUK OUT BECAUSE I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS CONTROLLING MY COMPUTER i just chased it for like 3 minutes

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soffucating: Do any other neurodivergents ever get yelled at because they used the wrong tone of voice and didn’t realize it? Like I was asking mom a genuine question and I just got yelled at because she thought I was being rude and sarcastic. Like…

aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kiddingbut then i saw her face

almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back

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